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6.30.2011

one of those love letters (sort of).

dear husband-to-be,

at this point i make a mean cup of coffee, am relatively adept around the kitchen, and my boobs will only stay perky for so long.

hurry up.



xo,
yours

40 comments:

c.e.l.i.n.a said...

Its true! I used to say my husband was on vacation.

then I found him. in the weirdest of circumstances.

♥ theMRS.

Erin said...

lol Isn't that the truth?!

Emma said...

Ugh ain't that the truth

Tucker said...

obsessed. with you and this.

Malin said...

Why you don't have a man already I don't understand!

Ps. I've been contemplating stealing your letter-idea, may I?

Chelsea said...

you make me smile.

so so true!

the boobs only stay perky for so long!

I've been telling dustin to enjoy them while he can while i'm pregnant because after nursing baby #2, i'm heading to pancake city: population, me!

;)

Camilla Leila said...

yep. this was a winner.

Arianna @ Laughter & Linguini said...

Hahaha! Love this :)

Brittany said...

thanks for making me laugh. and being spot-on.

Claire Kiefer said...

DAMN STRAIGHT! hahaha. I feel you on this one! Why oh why is it taking so long??

Ashley Lane Hamlin said...

Amen!!

Rach said...

Haha, amen sista!
Oh the boobs. They're so nice right now and I don't plan on getting plastic surgery ever. Come on, future hubs!

Chloe said...

I love your blog! So fun &quirky. Thanks for making me smile!

Caitlin said...

Oh this was so great! Love it and AMEN, if only the men would realize this and put their butts in gear. We're not going to look this fabulous forever!

Marian said...

Makes me smile!!

Marian said...

PS- Lets hope he finds you soon or I may try to snatch you up;)

wildchild said...

haha i feel like the coffee and cooking bits will only improve with age, but you're damn right about the boobs. get going, men. get it while it's hot. ha

Jen said...

I feel you on this. I hate waiting.

Laurnie said...

This made me laugh so hard. Might be the best thing I have read in a long time!

viktorija said...

Haha! I love this!!!

Courtney said...

Love this!!

Jennifer Rod said...

LOL!!!! :)

lizzy said...

i kind of adore you.

is it peculiar that in this season where i am finally embracing my body, that i find myself mildly fretting that i'll have no one to enjoy me till i've lost tone & curve. . . now i have all this craving for a man because i actually think i'm smokin' enough to be craved.

please never stop these letters.

i cannot help wishing for a gentle, firm, faith-filled, cosmopolitan, rugged man for you too. you are so very beautiful, meg.

by r. said...

oh so true!

marissa at the boot said...

you should add that you would love him even more if he brought you an eloise mug from the plaza in NYC for your excellent coffee!

(that's where i got mine! :)

nancy said...

HAHAHA! love it! that's awesome :)

dull boy said...

did someone mention perky boobs??

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

heart this.

Some Actress said...

you slay me. and i love it. (but seriously ... get him to hurry up or make him promise to pay for a boob job if he waits too long)

The Many Colours of Happiness said...

I love it! How do you always manage to put everything so perfectly?

Orangies Attic said...

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Jay said...

haha, excellent :p

The Reminiscer said...

too true :)

Ana* said...

oh yes, boobs can only stay perky for so long!

I am sure that wherever he is, he's already on his way :)

Mackenzie said...

abahahahaha! this is beyond hilarious, meg.

MandyJean said...

Haha, Oh Meg. You make me smile. Yes, hurry up future hubbys out there!

(Or whatever the proper plural use is for the word "hubby"...)

Robby Spratt said...

I like this...a lot.

Katherine said...

Ha!

Love this.

❤ Katherine

alison said...

oh my gosh. exactly my thoughts:)

just found your blog through rockstar diaries, and i'm loving it:) i'm a texas girl too! can't stop reading.

Jennifer M. said...

Amen!